DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
:33 < 33! karkitty! i dont remempurr you being this adorable! you look good enough to eat!

I’M NOT ADORABLE, AND I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. OR, WELL. I AM. HELL, I’M SURE I’D BE A FUCKING DELICACY OR SOMETHING. BUT YOU CAN’T FUCKING EAT ME.

The constant "Oh noooo please don't eeaat mee" thing is annoying. Either fess up as a swallow slut or stop.
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BETTER IDEA; GO FUCK YOURSELF. HARD.

Eureka! Another mister in miniature! All told youre not nearly as small as i anticipated but scale discrepancies notwithstanding its a treat to make the acquaintance of a fellow runtish rapscallion.

…OH COME THE FUCK ON. I MAY NOT BE TALL BUT I’M NOT AS SHORT AS THIS FUCKING GUY. STOP COMPARING ME TO YOU.

hungrykittytroll said: nawww come on karkitty~ you look adorable in that picture! im really jealous that jade got to nomnomnom you up! h33h33!

DEAR FUCKING GOD, NEPETA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I. AM NOT. ADORABLE. AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN JEALOUS? NO ONE’S EVER ACTUALLY ‘NOMNOMNOM’D ME UP, AND HOPEFULLY, NO ONE EVER FUCKING WILL.

(Source: http://battlesuit.tumblr.com/post/24054031840/vore-bros-asking-vore-bros-questions-whos-the-best )

OKAY SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. WHY DO I HAVE TO FIND SHIT LIKE THIS, WITH ME BEING DRAWN SO GODDAMN TINY? I AM NOT. THAT. GOD. DAMN. SMALL.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IF I EVER WERE EATEN OR SOME STUPID SHIT, I’M AT LEAST GOD TIER SO I’D COME RIGHT BACK. NOT THAT I’D FUCKING WANT TO GET EATEN.

giantessfeferi:

minisculecancer:

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT FROM??? I CAN’T HELP IT THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS A FREAK OF NATURE.

W)(ale, your still )(anging out wit)( us, aren’t you?? 38P

LIKE I HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO FUCKING GO. YOU DON’T THINK I’D GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THE SECOND I COULD?

giantessfeferi:

minisculecancer:

COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE, YES. BUT LIKE I SAID. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OTHER PERSON I KNOW IS A GODDAMN GIANT. MAYBE NOT AS EXTREME AS YOU, BUT STILL. THEY’RE WAY TOO GODDAMN BIG.

Guess you just love to )(ang out wit)( t)(e big girls, Karkrab!!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT FROM??? I CAN’T HELP IT THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS A FREAK OF NATURE.

giantessfeferi:

I t)(oug)(t you were reely s)(ort t)(oug)(! 38O —EV—EN to everyone else!

COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE, YES. BUT LIKE I SAID. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OTHER PERSON I KNOW IS A GODDAMN GIANT. MAYBE NOT AS EXTREME AS YOU, BUT STILL. THEY’RE WAY TOO GODDAMN BIG.

giantessfeferi:

minisculecancer:

…OH FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL. I FUCKING KNEW I WAS JUST SURROUNDED BY GODDAMN GIANTS.

Yup!! Sorry Karkrab, )(e)(e)(e)(e! 38)

YEAH, GO AHEAD AND KEEP LAUGHING, YOU HORRIFYING FREAK OF NATURE. MEANWHILE, I CAN TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT’S ACTUALLY AT A NORMAL GODDAMN HEIGHT.

giantessfeferi:

minisculecancer:

OH, FUCK THAT SHIT. I MAY BE SMALL BUT I’M NOT THAT FUCKING SMALL.

You are to M—E!! )(e)(e, even smaller, reely! 38P

…OH FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL. I FUCKING KNEW I WAS JUST SURROUNDED BY GODDAMN GIANTS.